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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad...
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In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find...
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A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The...
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The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the...
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You conquer every hardness with your eyes, as you do likewise every light; so...
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren’t really there.
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What we anticipate seldom occurs what we least expected generally happens.