Quote #482
I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew...
Quote #14094
Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still...
Quote #12938
I suddenly discovered the delight of rebellion.
Quote #34322
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits,...
Quote #23626
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #12984
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets...
Quote #12620
Nothing feeds upon itself as liberality does.
Quote #4616
It is better, of cours, to know useless things than to know nothing.
Quote #33849
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.