Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #17039
What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose...
Quote #28909
Today’s students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. …...
Quote #13008
I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
Quote #1278
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good...
Quote #2251
Wit is educated insolence.
Quote #527
There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man...
Quote #346
I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
Quote #23053
If you’re masochistic enough to program in ADA, we’re not going to stop you.
Quote #33137
The key to realizing a dream is to focus not on success but significance...