Quote #24059
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Quote #28401
I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the...
Quote #13421
Philanthropic people lose all sense of Humanity, it is their distinguishing characteristic.
Quote #25893
You can’t try to do things you simply must do them.
Quote #30054
The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
Quote #31272
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #5785
Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
Quote #31769
Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades...
Quote #4771
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.