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Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone.
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There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.
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Television has brought murder back into the home– where it belongs.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #3280
Love is so much better when you are not married.
Quote #31853
There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do....
Quote #12442
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to...
Quote #25244
One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay...
Quote #736
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social...
Quote #22547
Derive happiness in oneself from a good day’s work, from illuminating the fog that...