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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
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Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and...
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
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If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk...
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I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
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But the truth was that he died from solitude, the enemy known but to...
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The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of...
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No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is, he...
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Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool...