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His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best.
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It is not in the world of ideas that life is lived. Life is...
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Any ordinary man can…surround himself with two thousand books…and thenceforward have at least one...
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The reward for doing right is mostly an internal phenomenon: self-respect, dignity, integrity, and...
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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Life is too short to settle for anything less than a 110 effort