Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #24970
It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance...
Quote #30936
Trumpet in a herd of elephants crow in the company of cocks bleat in...
Quote #619
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least...
Quote #19830
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
Quote #18852
Man merely discovers’ he never can and never will invent.
Quote #14045
Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This...
Quote #30349
Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.
Quote #12246
We have flown the air like birds and swum the seas like fishes, but...
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.