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Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
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Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
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We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex–but Congress...
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Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #26918
There is no salvation outside the church.
Quote #20290
I have found power in the mysteries of thought, exaltation in the changing of...
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
Quote #25090
Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.
Quote #1673
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not...