Quote #19778
Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
Quote #22974
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Quote #34622
Property left to a child may soon be lost but the inheritance of virtue–a...
Quote #3419
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Quote #29501
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Quote #17858
There is no such thing as the Queen’s English. The property has gone into...
Quote #3724
Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
Quote #14889
The truly educated man is that rare individual who can separate reality from illusion.
Quote #33407
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, The pen is mightier than the sword.
Quote #8419
Wise sayings often fall on barren ground; but a kind word is never thrown...