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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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I have an idea that some men are born out of their due place....
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What dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
Quote #19489
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well...
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #12536
I always have a quotation for everything, it saves original thinking.
Quote #18535
Somehow he Tim gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest...
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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #11758
Art lives where absolute freedom is because when it is not, there can be...