Quote #12848
Sometimes the only sense we can make out of life is a sense of...
Quote #13364
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.
Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #17705
They envy the distinction I have won let them therefore, envy my toils, my...
Quote #11290
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile – hoping it will eat him...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #11897
Live to the point of tears.
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #33140
Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one...
Quote #5237
Despise not any man, and do not spurn anything; for there is no man...