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Oh, what lies there are in kisses!
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Let him who expects one class of society to prosper into highest degree, while...
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Religion is an illusion, and it derives its strength from its readiness to fit...
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We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and...
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
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Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the...
Quote #6672
A penny saved is a penny earned.