Quote #21777
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
Quote #2563
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #6145
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
Quote #16281
We falsely attribute to men a determined character – putting together all their yesterdays...
Quote #18725
A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe,...
Quote #27409
Imagination is a poor substitute for experience.
Quote #4646
You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
Quote #14489
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Quote #18175
Purchase not friends by gifts when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...