Quote #3945
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
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Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is...
Quote #3657
has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes...
Quote #23665
Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
Quote #33900
Thinking is easy, acting is difficult, and to put one’s thoughts into action is...
Quote #8075
Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if...
Quote #23113
Don’t think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #8176
Wear a smile and have friends, wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
Quote #18803
A man’s true wealth is the good he does in the world. Beauty is...