Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #18863
It is impossible to trap modern physics into predicting anything with perfect determinism because...
Quote #25116
To them that ask, where have you seen the gods, or how do you...
Quote #12701
Truth springs from argument amongst friends.
Quote #33275
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
Quote #19313
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #29844
Ignorance, apathy, and lethargy cause the most problems in our world. People don’t know...
Quote #18344
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...
Quote #16641
Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of...