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My fellow astronauts…
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
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I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...
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The happiness of most people we know is not ruined by great catastrophes or...
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
Quote #19171
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do...
Quote #21925
What you can’t get out of… Get into wholeheartedly.