Quote #529
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
Quote #1897
Wife: a former sweetheart.
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Statistically the probability of any one of us being here is so small that...
Quote #19938
Books are the legacies that a great genius leaves to mankind, which are delivered...
Quote #1683
I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will...
Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #10221
Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble...
Quote #5829
Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
Quote #6330
I believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels,...
Quote #1461
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.