Quote #34237
Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
Quote #1951
The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but...
Quote #2550
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
Quote #7841
For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #30367
When marrying, ask yourself this question Do you believe that you will be able...
Quote #7031
Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...
Quote #17789
I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Quote #26224
Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but...