Quote #3633
I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human...
Quote #26912
May you always live in interesting times.
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #14783
Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
Quote #30688
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have...
Quote #28124
It is books that are a key to the wide world if you can’t...
Quote #6258
The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy.
Quote #18995
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #28052
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.