Quote #10882
It was a cold, bright day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #3194
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
Quote #34803
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is...
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When you play, play hard when you work, don’t play at all.
Quote #26025
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
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As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
Quote #31272
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #27479
We all grew up in spite of our parents. I trust our children will...