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I can resist anything but temptation.
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A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...
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What is love? As far as I can tell, is is passion, admiration, and...
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Advertising is like learning — a little is a dangerous thing.
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A bad wound may heal, but a bad name will kill.
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Books may well be the only true magic.
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...