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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Far better to think historically, to remember the lessons of the past. Thus, far...
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Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
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I pay very little regard…to what any young person says on the subject of...
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Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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The beginning of wisdom is found in doubting; by doubting we come to the...
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Do to others what you would have them do to you.
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Security is when everything is settled, when nothing can happen to you; security is...
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It is not for man to rest in absolute contentment. He is born to...