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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he...
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You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change...
Quote #8825
It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Quote #5766
History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational...
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Whatever fortune has raised to a height, she has raised only to cast it...
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God writes the gospel not in the Bible alone, but on trees, and flowers,...
Quote #15598
Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
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The more rapidly a civilization progresses, the sooner it dies for another to rise...
Quote #13019
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.