Quote #14905
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set...
Quote #701
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which...
Quote #24308
Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
Quote #31311
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain the most miserable who...
Quote #1448
An optimist is the human personification of spring.
Quote #21617
One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a...
Quote #7220
Beware the man of one book.
Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #478
I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the...
Quote #22765
No one gossips about other people’s secret virtues.