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I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years...
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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the...
Quote #27672
It is very important to make sure the person you’re marrying is like minded....
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #4638
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that...
Quote #12169
The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!
Quote #11920
It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
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Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
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There is an ecstasy that marks the summit of life, and beyond which life...
Quote #18888
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.