Quote #2942
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Quote #18386
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Quote #13548
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Quote #8736
We do not first get all the answers and then live in the light...
Quote #25946
I’m very curious to know what the hell they’re saying on the phone, but...
Quote #27900
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the...
Quote #25264
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #3585
After several minutes of utterly dull conversation I began to think of her not...
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.