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History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind...
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The three great apostles of practical atheism, that make converts without persecuting, and retain...
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Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
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The door to opportunity is always labeled ‘push’.
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An expert gossiper knows how much to leave out of a conversation
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These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball...
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The first condition of immortality is death.
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I’ve learned that you can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of...
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Some years ago I became president of Columbia University and learned within 24 hours...
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.