Quote #1773
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #1759
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
Quote #655
Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a...
Quote #16372
Learn to be pleased with everything; with wealth, so far as it makes us...
Quote #30708
Defeat in this world is no disgrace if you fought well and fought for...
Quote #18465
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #26326
Dear brightest star o’er Bethlehem, O let your precious light shine in with hope...
Quote #6337
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if...