Quote #30912
Keep quiet and people will think you a philosopher.
Quote #31186
It is not the situation that makes the man, but the man who makes...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #1883
Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
Quote #6303
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Quote #11763
It?s more easy to win a chess game in five minutes than it is...
Quote #17422
One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
Quote #11799
If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at...
Quote #20468
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only...
Quote #485
I feel like a million tonight — but one at a time.