Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #5889
You only live once — but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #33457
Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
Quote #32574
And it came to me, and I knew what I had to have before...
Quote #33966
Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may...
Quote #19473
There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people...
Quote #31042
So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Quote #397
The worst moment for an atheist is when he feels grateful and has no...
Quote #33600
It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into...
Quote #12909
Death is a veil which those who live call life, Sleep and it is...