Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #27592
Help thyself, and God will help thee.
Quote #28987
Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them.
Quote #20740
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Quote #13639
Those who stare at the past have their backs turned to the future.
Quote #10420
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and...
Quote #22223
Ray D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #32732
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Quote #22147
To a reasonable creature, that alone is insupportable which is unreasonable but everything reasonable...