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To dare to live alone is the rarest courage since there are many who...
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Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is...
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Results Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand...
Quote #19809
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
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There are many shining qualities on the mind of man; but none so useful...
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The opinions we hold of one another, our relations with friends and kinfolk are...
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Eventually, there will not be enough prisons if there are not enough good homes.
Quote #11344
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.