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Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to...
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Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise...
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Satire is focused bitterness.
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All that is really necessary for survival of the fittest, it seems, is an...
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Sorry for the disaster. And thanks for your patience!
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The journalistic vision sharpens to the point of maximum impact every event, every individual...
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Anguish of mind has driven thousands to suicide; anguish of body, none. This proves...
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You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age...
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Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...