Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #31556
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #26852
Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
Quote #34650
I like life. It’s something to do.
Quote #368
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a...
Quote #3128
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
Quote #12406
To live happily is an inward power of the soul.
Quote #5654
It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and...
Quote #8918
If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither...
Quote #32288
All I want to do is to minister to someone, And if I do...