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The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance...
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Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It’s the other way around. They...
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide....
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Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance...
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The first duty to children is to make them happy, If you have not...
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No man is exempt from saying silly things the mischief is to say them...
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Courage consists not in blindly overlooking danger, but in seeing it, and conquering it.