Quote #14991
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote #15254
He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
Quote #29122
Yesterday’s the past and tomorrow’s the future. Today is a gift – which is...
Quote #25650
Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.
Quote #26292
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
Quote #512
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Quote #11240
A quarrel is like buttermilk, the more you stir it, the more sour it...
Quote #27704
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
Quote #20877
Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
Quote #16593
The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger...