Quote #4702
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #18385
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Quote #32087
We pass the word around we ponder how the case is put by different...
Quote #1864
Health food makes me sick.
Quote #6595
For this invention of yours will produce forgetfulness in the minds of those who...
Quote #23264
A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #23099
Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...
Quote #9217
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting...
Quote #281
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears...