Quote #3031
A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.
Quote #9219
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Quote #29409
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay...
Quote #25353
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #1036
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is...
Quote #30612
Life is pretty simple You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do...
Quote #4042
The person who knows “how” will always have a job. The person who knows...
Quote #27237
If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
Quote #21019
Be content with your lot one cannot be first in everything.