Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Wayne Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me...
Quote #8385
If a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.
Quote #25495
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
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Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and...
Quote #31812
We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one...
Quote #23403
I have said that the soul is not more than the body, And I...
Quote #19637
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
Quote #29968
A man always blames the woman who fooled him. In the same way he...
Quote #24660
Politics, as a practice, whatever its professions, has always been the systematic organization of...