Quote #11241
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
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As I get older, I’ve learned to listen to people rather than accuse them...
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Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
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A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt. He...
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The difference between a good man and a bad man is the choice of...
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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
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We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a...
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Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
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I know why the caged bird sings.
Quote #14303
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.