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Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, control youth, and delights old age.
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Television has brought murder back into the home– where it belongs.
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When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
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To grow old is to grow common. Old age equalizes – we are aware...
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Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...
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Besides, we don’t make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents.
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Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
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Experience suggests it doesn’t matter so much how you got here, as what you...
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #34931
The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.