Quote #838
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Quote #17111
One forgives to the degree that one loves.
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #16521
You cannot go around and keep score. If you keep score on the good...
Quote #27192
I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’...
Quote #30850
A man’s ruin lies in his tongue.
Quote #29193
Doubt yourself and you doubt everything you see. Judge yourself and you see judges...
Quote #4898
Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more love and knowledge...
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.