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I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put...
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men...
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We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone...
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Jane Austen is the pinnacle to which all other authors aspire.
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Everything that is done in the world is done by hope.
Quote #15181
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.