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Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
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Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records...
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Today we may face some boring task or idle conversation that feels like a...
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Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be...
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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance and love...
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Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year...
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most...