Quote #27612
An American tragedy in which we all have played a part. (On Watergate, announcing...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #4714
They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a...
Quote #12046
As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all...
Quote #9841
Tell me where I can escape death: discover for me the country, show me...
Quote #13385
There are three cures for ennui: sleep, drink and travel.
Quote #7133
Use soft words and hard arguments.
Quote #21902
I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack with other guys...
Quote #6705
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
Quote #17283
Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.