Quote #31358
Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #17073
‘The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.’ I agree with the...
Quote #17745
When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby...
Quote #20166
Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law all the law can do is...
Quote #30112
Children’s playthings are not sports and should be deemed as their most serious actions.
Quote #34089
It is only by following your deepest instinct that you can lead a rich...
Quote #28425
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Quote #9422
he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn?t boring.
Quote #10696
The people who cast the votes do not decide an election, the people who...