Quote #18976
Wooderson That’s what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older,...
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #25878
Nobody speaks the truth when there’s something they must have.
Quote #5564
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be...
Quote #20696
Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how...
Quote #6107
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but...
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #4836
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Quote #10433
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Quote #7807
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.