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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
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Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
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Necessity is the mother of invention.
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In all human affairs there are efforts, and there are results, and the strength...
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It is a mistake to speak of a bad choice in love, since as...
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she...
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If eyes were made for seeing, then beauty is its own excuse for being.
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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The only thing I like about rich people is their money.