Quote #30141
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
Quote #33013
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #15315
A true history of human events would show that a far larger proportion of...
Quote #3288
Government expands to absorb revenue – and then some.
Quote #191
Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying.
Quote #30357
The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
Quote #27498
I’m hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years...
Quote #24470
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Quote #24985
A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.